Crap! Its the dog that huffs and puffs and scatters everywhere
And begs for the tiniest attention, treat, pathetic hug
The Human does not have the obligation to give.
Does it know I’m Head of Pest Control for the neighbourhood?
The MEOWST almighty that rules over the rats, big bugs or
Them creatures that come out but then must soon hide.
This doggo wants to challenge me to a quick race?
Why should I care when dog had pea brains know none
About my Mission Immeowsible and all my meowtiple heroic deeds
I fronted the big office and ‘twas me the tabby guard of honour that
Humans can’t stop kissing and smothering but I won’t purr.
What about being Cat of the Year?
I was even featured in the news for having a funny pawsonality
But then you was mushy mushy and lickin?
Go away doggo, my fur don’t need no chase.
How sickening you let humans leash you and
Tell you where to go and how to fetch.
Tskkk the ugly way you stick out your tongue!
- Vander